Oh My! Not Quite my Normal Rated G Post.

My teenage daughter went to the mall with a friend yesterday and called me on my cellphone:

"Mom, can I make dinner tonight?"

"Um... sure?"

She never makes dinner.  Ever.  The only time she will make it is if we are having a 'finger foods' night where we make 3-4 different kinds of appetizers and have an appetizer dinner.

She called back 10 minutes later.  "Who all will be home for dinner?"

When I told her her brother and his girlfriend were at the home she hedged a little.  "There won't be enough for 4 people...  uh, only you and me."

"Well, I think they are going out to eat anyway...  why?  What are you making?"

"I am not going to tell you!  You'll see!"

When I picked her and her friend up at the mall about an hour later she was very protective of one bag and warned me not to look in it!  It was dinner.

What in the world could she get at the mall that could be in a bag and she was making us for dinner?

Then I found out.  She was playing a trick on me.

My daughter and I sat down to a delicious Italian Pasta Salad made with....   penis shaped pasta!

The meal prayer last night was a little uh, awkward.  

"Thank you God for this penis shaped pasta, which we are about to receive from your bounty, through Jesus Christ, our Lord.  Amen."

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